If you had a piece of fish, you cooked it with lots of butter, then you added mashed potatoes, then some more butter.

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Once it's cooked up a diet for you, it lays it out on a day-by-day basis, letting you mark off each meal that you've successfully eaten and giving you a score out of 100.

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But if it does you'd rather it radiated freshness than cooked fish fumes or wet dog.

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When you spoon the cooked greens over the pistachio-studded farro and crown it all with ricotta and pomegranate syrup, you'll find yourself with a dish that makes it hard not to wonder about Turkey's other delights.

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