Hey fellas, nothing sounds good when you call it chunky, really.

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People do stare when, instead of slapping your card on the reader, you slam down a chunky bangle only to see the gates to the underground spring open.

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Besides, you avoid biting into a chunky piece of dough, as can happen when the dumpling is ball-shape.

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Hopefully you had your Campbell's Chunky Fully Loaded Beef Stew this morning, because it takes a Man to look down the barrel of the G-Mate Mag Gun and live.

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If you're lucky to get past her front door, look at how chunky her dog is as it gobbles up spaghetti and meatballs.

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To get the full overview of what you'd be stuffing in your pocket everyday, keep on readin' to peep this rather chunky number from the side...

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My memory is that they were chunky machines, operated solely by keyboard - no mouse - with a screen where a blinking cursor invited you to fill in various boxes with your script.

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