If you can't, try sitting on it and engaging her in conversation.

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Mail now supports unified inboxes and threaded messages, so you can try turning those on to see if you're into it.

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"All you can do is go out there and try your best and on Saturday and in the last three home games it hasn't been good enough, " Savage added.

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Or you can log on to a game server and try your luck against total strangers blasting Nazis or aliens, though it's more fun to "frag" a friend.

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