You can read me mildly hyperventilating about all this here.

FORBES: Connect

Siri, can you read me that text?

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You can let me narrow things down by genre or keywords, and you can collect data on how much I read of a first chapter, or how fast I move on to the next blind date, to see just how well I get on with any given book so that you can tailor the next blind date to my evolving preferences.

FORBES: Book Discovery: Give Me Blind Dates With Books

Okay, now based on what you see here, without clicking through to read closely and taking fifteen minutes to do so, can you tell me what this is about?

FORBES: Connect

So people who worry about the Eurosystem needing to have assets that back its liabilities (not me, as you can see if you read the paper).

FORBES: Revised TARGET2 Paper & Implications for ECB of Cyprus Exit

You can read the whole thing here, but two things jumped out at me.

FORBES: BioPharm Execs: We Want To Focus On The Future, But Investors Won't Let Us

Read on past the break and you can begin this potentially short, hopefully sweet journey with me, starting with a quick rundown of my test rig (which also happens to be my mission critical work computer) and an anti-climactic revelation about whether, in the end, I ever found the software box I was looking for.

ENGADGET: Windows 8 upgrade diary: the buying experience

It read: "Can't catch me, try to catch me if you can".

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