Unless, apparently, you are Jack Bogle.

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Ms. WITHERSPOON: (As June Carter) Well, you and Jack are the only ones.

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Some of those specifics that are answerable I wish you would have asked Jack.

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In preparation for the memorial, you are invited to share your memories and stories of Jack.

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You plug a phone into the jack, and calls are carried over your broadband Internet connection.

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Ports for microSD, SIM and 3.5mm headphone jack are all covered by protective flaps, as you'd imagine.

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But some are unrealistic: Come on, Jack, no matter how hard you try, you'll never extinguish the speculative excesses in the market!

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"So you are not the person you pretend to be, " replied Kevin Curtis, according to Jack Curtis.

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Oh, and while there are Virtualphone built-in, there's also a headphone jack, so you can bring your own pair.

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