Their pitch is simple: You are sitting on a pot-of-gold you would be foolish not to unload.

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That in itself is pretty good evidence that investors are foolish, but when a premium is combined with a rich payout you have a concentrated dose of market absurdity.

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Or you want to rant about how barbaric and foolish gun owners are and how the Second Amendment was written in a totally different period in history.

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