When you fight with a pig, you both get dirty.

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If you are a Pig, Goat (Sheep), Tiger or Snake, it's best to fast forward to 2014.

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Would you rather be a pig satisfied than a human dissatisfied?

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Roy, earlier on you were saying that really they were making a pig's dinner of this, Labour, this particular crisis, and obviously Keith Vaz and all those things that were brought up by Mr Hinduja there, I mean it's up to Labour really whether this crisis has any effect is it?

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Zopo's now accepting pre-orders for the first 5, 000 C2s and will be shipping before the end of the month, so if you have an account on Tmall and don't mind being a guinea pig then go for it.

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So if you plan on slapping some pig on the grill this holiday weekend, sip a glass of red zinfandel (or even a pinot noir) to enhance those rich meaty summertime flavors.

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Develop a pig's heart that can be grafted into a human, and you have a patentable invention.

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What you may be served looks like a fillet but is actually numerous bits from more than one pig all globbed up.

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If you are up for more of a party atmosphere, Nippers on Great Guana Cay has a legendary pig roast on Sundays.

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Be it pig roasts or text messages, you still have to make or sell something enough people want at a price that exceeds the cost of making or selling it to them.

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