Because that would be a very strange article for somebody to write.

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Double chip speeds, which happens every 18 months, and somebody is sure to write software that will kill an old way of doing a task.

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"When they sat down to write Over The Rainbow, they were writing for somebody who had the vocal range and the sincerity and the capability of communication that those in the know in Hollywood already felt she had, " explained Ken Sefton of the Judy Garland Club.

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Somebody out there wants you to design websites, board dogs, run errands, write blot posts, do laundry, deliver packages, be a virtual assistant.

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