Mr. MIKE FORSTER (Chief Wormer, Founder, International Federation of Charming Worms and Allied Pastimes): Thank you.

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As Dean Wormer might put it: Fat, drunk (on profits), and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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He is the chief wormer and founder of the International Federation of Charming Worms and Allied Pastimes, which runs the competition.

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