"I stuck it in the ground with the five-wood and hit it out to the right and tried to make sure I missed it left coming out of that bunker and overcooked that one, " the 36-year-old said.

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By a twist of fate, he stays frozen for over fifty years, emerging with enough of his Dudley Do-Right manliness intact to impress single mom Jamie Lee Curtis, her young son Elijah Wood, and even her dull suitor Nicholas Surovy.

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Try, for instance, to spot the artistic difference in the posters, right, for Hollywood's Mr. Jones, starring Richard Gere, and Bolly-wood's Akele Hum Akele Tum (I'm Alone, You're Alone).

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