"It was a great training performance on Christy Roche's part to have her so ready for today without a prep race, " said winning rider Charlie Swan.

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But somehow singing jazz without the existential credentials is like some prep school mama's boy trying to sound like Sid Vicious.

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Where would drama be without its stereotypical stream of greedy corporate types, evil southern sheriffs, and arrogant prep school kids?

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