Solarfun Power Holdings, based in China, did much better, gaining 23.7%, though without any material news.

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By using this search tool, one can access a news site without having to read any bad news, because every possible word and phrase that could be seen as a downer (think "cash-strapped, " "financial turmoil" or "unemployment") is blacked out.

CNN: Online relief for the recession-weary

Tenore has been chronicling how the Guardian newspaper first began exposing the News of the World misconduct, without seeing any ripple effect.

CNN: Once ignored, phone-hacking scandal gets global audience

Turner reserves the right to suspend the provision of the service in the event that the SMS news alerts are unavailable for any reason whatsoever without liability to any person who has subscribed for the service.

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"We now have an entirely new transportation network without spending any taxpayer money, " Mayor Michael Bloomberg said at a news conference.

WSJ: NYC launches bike share program, largest in nation

"Police have marched into the plant... so far without any violent clashes, " a police spokeswoman in Asan told the AFP news agency.

BBC: South Korea police break up Yoosung Hyundai strike

Wells Fargo (nyse: WFC - news - people ) swooped in and snatched Wachovia away from Citi, without any help from the FDIC.

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So, in conclusion, we live in a world without logic, the news stories of which seem custom-designed to try the patience of any sane human being.

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The good news is that, similar to SMT, you can dive right into this game without playing any of the previous Etrian games.

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It is big news when SAP or any large company can overcome its cultural barriers and do what makes sense without some painful prompting.

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