Maybe it takes you to the hilltop beer garden at the Andechs Monastery, to the bar where you picked up your future wife, to wherever you were when you last had a beer with your dad.

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We just finished a tour for the first-year anniversary of Joining Forces, which your dad helps with.

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Thing is, for us (and likely many of you), they last far longer than our clinically-diagnosed Gadget Attention Deficit Disorder would ever tolerate -- but for your dad, your sister, your college buddy with the hand-me-down ZEOS Pantera running Windows 95, or anyone weary of re-upping a two-year commitment, a handset can easily become a serious long-term investment.

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She will accommodate your preferences, such as letting Clara stick with those lackluster Sara Lee shares from her dad.

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Jonah rings up a radio talk show to say that his dad needs love (this is almost unwatchable, but grit your teeth and stay with it).

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" His dad had answered with a confident smile, "Don't worry about it, your old man knows how to take care of things.

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It doesn't matter how old your dad is, he is going to show up to play sports in the athletic attire that coincides with his athletic peak.

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