If you think you can rival Samuel Pepys' description of pigeons "hovering about the windows and balconies till they burned their wings and fell down" when recounting the Great Fire of London, then get writing.

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One sits underneath the cockpit in a compartment known as the forward electrical equipment bay, which was where Wednesday's malfunction occurred, and a second in the aft bay under the wings, which was the site of last week's fire in Boston.

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