Sex and the City was a glittery, overblown fantasy where a writer could own a closet full of Manolos and wind up marrying a millionaire.

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If the American dream is to own a home and sprout two-point-however-many children, places like Quartzsite teach us that the American fantasy just might be to throw caution and property boundaries to the wind by carrying your home around with you.

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So sitting here listening to the wind and weathermen howl, I started having what I guess you could call a Sandy version of a revenge fantasy.

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