Michael, Thank you for finally explaining why I can't even get a date!

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So why not, instead of mithering about with thank you letters and access to the carpool lanes, simply give them an honour?

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Thank you Michael for writing the article on why men should not marry career women.

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And that's really why we wanted to invite all of you here today -- to say thank you.

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The core of why XP remains so popular is how difficult and expensive Microsoft makes it to upgrade, the Vista debacle (which proved XP was just fine, thank you) and the incredibly lightweight justification Microsoft offers as to why upgrading makes sense.

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So on behalf of all the hardworking Americans who are standing behind me, I want to thank you for helping to tell your story, and tell the story of why this is so important.

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