The truth is the company that popularized the modern image of Santa Claus and whose trademark hoop skirt bottle spread across the globe in the hands of victorious U.S. soldiers during World War II hasn't come up with a memorable campaign or a knock-your-taste-buds-silly new flavor in years.

FORBES: Gone Flat

It was the 31-year-old Cahill's third goal in as many seasons at Eastlands and it was a dream start for the visitors, whose poor run of form had seen them skirt around the relegation zone for much of the season.

BBC: Manchester City 1-2 Everton

But that was soon under three feet of water as he waded ashore, a weary soldier still smelling his own vomit from a night in a close boat on a choppy sea, and whose kilt in the freezing water was floating prettily round him like a ballerina's skirt.

ECONOMIST: Bill Millin