Going on an information diet with a high-end cable sports package is like trying to go on a diet while subscribing to a daily fried chicken and ice cream delivery service.

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Lawmakers are wringing their hands with forecasts of doom and gloom, all the while playing a game of political chicken.

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Fehrnstrom, a former journalist with the Boston Herald, has been with the Romney campaign for a decade, a role he took on the day he threw in the towel while writing a news release for Popeye's Fried Chicken's spicy menu.

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In the big-screen version of the show, which is little more than a series of unconnected scenes, Knoxville and company do things like walk a tightrope over an alligator pond while tempting the gators with raw chicken stuffed into their jockstraps.

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Sainsbury's is offering a rhubarb and raspberry cobbler recipe, while Asda has come up with chicken tikka in rhubarb mayonnaise.

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Regardless, its chicken unit swung back into profitability, on a sequential basis, while pork products remained strong.

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Dozens of rocking chairs adorn front porches where diners idle while waiting for tables and others chew on toothpicks and bask in the afterglow of a plate of biscuits and gravy, chicken-fried steak or similar country-themed cuisine.

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