"My mum didn't know when I was arrested, and I am worrying that she won't be able to take it when she finds out, " he went on.

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She is momentarily encouraged when she finds out her state sales tax does not apply to camping, only to eventually find out this is because the state has a completely separate system (yes, another registration number and monthly report) for collecting and paying lodging taxes.

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