Alonso survived 13 laps before he came back to the pits to revert to slicks but a problem with a loose wheel nut saw him trapped in the pits for 18 seconds leaving him short on time to close down Schumacher.
Some passengers saw the wheel fall as the plane's landing gear retracted just after take off, but "they did not inform the cabin crew at this point", the report said.
The next day the box arrived, and when he saw that the shovel entailed a massive bicycle wheel with handlebars, he immediately refused to keep our agreement and insisted we box it back up without even assembling it.