On what planet do you spend most of your time?

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You've bowed down humbly to what is perhaps the most judgmental collection of sports fans on the planet, acknowledging that you are a novice and that you've got a pretty steep learning curve ahead of you as you wrestle with the intricacies of the 5-4-1.

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Roger, you are the head of what is perhaps the most prestigious atmospheric science laboratory on the planet, and, as such, I presume that you will always go the extra mile to protect the reputation of the National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) and its related University Corporation for Atmospheric Research (UCAR).

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While I complain about your oversharing and your Farmville pets, I am the last guy on the planet to ever suggest that you watch what you say or write.

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And we are saying to the most merciless forces on the planet, the Market and Mother Nature, What you got, baby?

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This awesome employee perk is not what you would expect to find at one of the largest software companies on the planet.

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