Galileo and Newton were both great geniuses, but their mechanical cause-and-effect explanation of the world was something that most thoughtful folks could grasp.
The most fashion forward of the geniuseswere Dr. Bargmann, diaphanously dressed in Armani, and Dr. Aldrin, who wore a maroon tuxedo with a sterling-silver bow tie.
Maybe those researchers or the reporters at such websites at The Atlantic and Time who wrote about the study were in on it too, or perhaps they were being manipulated by the evil geniuses behind the plot to steal our retirement savings accounts.