So why re-sign him, if not as an atta-boy for another job well done?

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The little boy, whose name police have not released, weighed well below the normal 40 or so pounds for a child more than 4 years old, according to Police Director Daniel Zieser.

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Well, ladies and gentleman, this boy had what they call a political epiphany, not a policy epiphany.

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