If you want to keep a demanding female faithful, dress and groom well.

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This was sung as well, with improvised verses about the groom that had the crowds slapping their thighs.

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Guided by half-backs Alipate Noilea and Aaron Groom, they piled on the pressure but the Aussie defence was well marshalled and they mopped up everything that was thrown at them.

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