At least Ms Swinson has the comfort of knowing that - if she wins again at the next election - it should be someone else's job to wear the T-shirt of anti-tokenism.
Events, which will run through 1 July, include a Letter Party on 30 June, where attendees wear a T-shirt with a single letter on it and combine to form words with fellow dancers, and an edible poetry workshop where verses are written in chocolate and then eaten.
Not content with the basic black concert T shirt, the Stones are moving into upscale souvenirs--Rolling Stones Rock wear--to be sold at the concert sites when possible, but also in retail outlets like Macy's, J.