We did our darnedest to train him to stop begging or jumping up on the surfaces where we prepped and served meals.

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We tracked him down to the train station.

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We might also just put him on a train to the Netherlands.

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So I thought we'd get him in here today, give him his off day tomorrow and then maybe we'll train a little on Wednesday.

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