You can imagine it playing on the Jerry Springer Show. ("Wall Street Spin"--following Oprah at 4:00.) Since so many Wall Street pros may soon need jobs, they might be advised to call Jerry now or at least to think about taking their act on the road to Paducah or Peoria or to places yet unfleeced.
Goldman's ability to spin gold out of virtually any market scenario on a consistent basis is the envy of many on Wall Street, but it is not by accident.