Everything above makes sense until you read the self-congratulatory e-mails among the traders.

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Ms. CARLA ALFARO (Protester): We're going to keep on doing the marches and, you know, sending e-mails until someone listens to us.

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With e-file, you can file pretty much until the end of the day.

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