I'm not leaving unless I'm on a stretcher.

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The sports extravaganza Super Bowl Sunday is this weekend, which means most people in the US won't be leaving the couch unless it's to answer the door for the pizza-delivery guy.

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Fixed income investors are worried the eurozone risks being dismantled unless political leaders can devise a plan to keep countries like Greece and Italy from leaving.

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So unless a real tangible revolution breaks out, anyone scared of the U.K. leaving the EU can relax it is not going to happen.

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Then, even after leaving prison, it is illegal for him or her to treat patients in the UK unless restored to the medical register.

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