Still, with arch-rival Intel looming over it like a corporate Death Star, AMD has posted some pretty ugly numbers over recent years.

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However you decide to pronounce it, there are four species of tapir -- all of which, as adults, become delightfully ugly and sort of look like 500-pound versions of Watto from Star Wars.

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The summer of 2000 was among the last summers to feature a variety of mainstream releases led by women, be it Coyote Ugly, What Lies Beneath, or even X-Men, where four of out of its ten star mutants were female.

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