The senators leapt at the chance to secure funding for the tunnel box through Congress's Sandy relief package, in part because it was the best chance they had at getting the funding quickly, before Hudson Yards starts to rise.

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The giant concrete box is a placeholder for a tunnel to be built later, but the box had to be built now.

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You'll also be amazed at how thoroughly and efficiently you can take care of things when you give your carpal tunnel-wracked paws a rest and let your voice box do the talking.

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There's a light at the end of the tunnel for sufferers, however -- one that doesn't require light-box therapy (see: right) or moving to Bermuda.

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Built from a box fan, medium-density fiberboard, lexan and aluminum, the tunnel increases airspeed by about 240 percent and cools its contents with a brisk 9 mph breeze.

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