The ruling listed the items as two T-shirts, blue Nike track pants, boxer shorts and stationery from the hotel.

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He wears a gray T shirt and track pants over his corpulent frame, several day old stubble, a Benjamin Franklin look with balding head and flowing locks to his shoulders, and lightly tinted frameless glasses.

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Still, most of us can probably think of a colleague who could use a makeover: The intern who wears low-cut tops, the IT guy who lives in track pants, the boss who doesn't iron his shirts.

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People caught violating the laws get punished, even famous people, like former New York Giants football star Plaxico Burress, who walked into a nightclub with a loaded gun tucked into his track pants in 2008 and accidentally shot himself in the thigh.

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It might be easy to dismiss notions of Internet cemeteries and smart pants, except that Dychtwald has a long track record of successfully recommending product innovations.

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