So there is this love, this love inside me for the sound of the piano, the touch of the piano, and there's a spirit that moves in me, just listening and participating in music in general.
The GWPC representative who I spoke with (it took me about 45 seconds to make this call and get in touch with the right person there) told me that, had the Harvard researchers bothered to give him a call, he and others at the GWPC could have cleared up a lot of their obvious confusion about how the system works.