After getting the nod to come off the bench with 20 minutes to go, Tom Jarvis (who I was to replace) went and got himself sin-binned which halved the time left for me to make my glorious comeback so thanks Tom!

BBC: Geoff Griffiths column

Our Turkish friend Tom Jarvis and his new house-mate and partner-in-crime Mike Denbee have undertaken a novel fish-based diet to devastating effect while Alex Davies has been religiously counting calories and abstaining from little treats in order to get rid of his "love-handles".

BBC: Geoff Griffiths column

Charlie Amesbury opened the scoring for Quins, but Tom Arscott replied and Ed Barnes and Adrian Jarvis swapped kicks for an 8-8 scoreline at the break.

BBC: Bristol 15-28 Harlequins