The component parts of this thing are pretty similar to what Howard Baker, Bob Dole, and Tom Daschle proposed at the beginning of this debate last year.
It stars Leo DiCaprio as Gatsby and Carey Mulligan as Daisy and Tobey Maguire as Nick Carraway and an incredibly good actor named Joel Edgerton as Tom Buchanan and a spectacularly good actress named Elizabeth Debicki as the evil Jordan Baker.