They, along with China, actually vetoed about 25 names for chief weapon inspector and then helped water down the most recent U.N. resolution against Saddam, so they'd have at least one last opportunity to bail him out, while Saddam plays for time and waits for the dessert heat.

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I've hired help via TaskRabbit to move boxes, even deliver my favorite New York frozen dessert when I was in town for a few days and didn't have time to get it myself.

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If you were lucky, like we were, you also got: some quality family time, the Four Questions read to you in Yiddish and dark chocolate-covered frogs and locusts for dessert, representing two of the 10 plagues that befell Egypt.

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The chances that he will head straight to the fridge for a snack and then move on to the freezer for dessert are just about 100% but the odds that the Big Guy will find time to also visit with Pops are pretty high.

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