As this paper reported on Feb. 1, the magnitude of the challenges facing this tour, the Afghan Youth Orchestra and the ANIM have been formidable.

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The satirical paper has also reported Steve Jobs is working on a second-generation iPhone, making this one already ridiculously outdated.

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In a paper published last month in the Journal of the American Medical Association, he reported that this disorder, too, occurred more than twice as often in those whose mothers were starved in the early part of their pregnancies as in those whose mothers were (for wartime conditions) reasonably well-fed.

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