The House of Orange is Protestant but, importantly, this is by tradition and not a legal requirement as the country today is mainly secular and practicing Protestants are outnumbered by Roman Catholics.

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But, the main point of this rambling piece is not to confuse what our statistics are designed to measure and blame an orange for not being an apple.

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This is certainly not the first time the tech has been put to use -- Orange UK's been doing something similar, albeit bulkier, for the Glastonbury fest each year.

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The 9 flavors including fruit punch, blue raspberry, and orange blend (is this an euphemism for Tang-flavored?) are clearly not geared towards those with discerning palates.

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