Once a little molasses is stirred in, much of this trash becomes cattle feed, trucked just a short distance to the feedlots dotted among the cotton fields.

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Anyone who has a trash compactor knows that this is a bad idea.

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You could blow all this off as trash talk, except it is nice to see a little swagger at HP.

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This is the kind of absurd, sophistic reasoning that could lead the EPA to regulate outdoor trash can lids as a pesticide because they deter or mitigate a "pest"--namely, raccoons.

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