Trouble is, when this document materializes, it carries only the single name "McLovin, " officially a 25-year-old organ donor from the Aloha State.

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They referred to the fact that this link was fixed only in the preamble of the document.

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The 1901 document itself accounts for only about a tenth of this.

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If those odds aren't discouraging enough, consider this from a document the Pennsylvania federal judge ordered sent to inventors: As of late October, only 0.001% of Davison's revenue was derived from royalties paid on licensed products.

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