She takes him to a fancy party, then doesn't want to dance with him for ... well ... for no good reason, really.

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Well, if so, then you must keep your brother by providing him with a guaranteed retirement (Social Security), an endless supply of medical care (Medicare, Medicaid, S-CHIP), a roof over his head (public housing), and an education for his kids (public schooling).

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