At first, the baby crows are about as good at digging as my Augie is at sweeping they hold the leaves by the wrong end and trim them into the wrong shape.

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But she's the wrong body shape to get a fair shake from TV producer Velma Von Tussle (Michelle Pfeiffer), and, anyway, as someone cuttingly remarks, "The Corny Collins Show" isn't shot in CinemaScope.

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Besides, this is exactly the wrong time for the U.K. to quit an institution it did so much to shape.

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The visiting side had hardly had time to adjust to their new shape before Long's strike struck Williamson and deflected into the Toon goal with keeper Krul completely wrong-footed.

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