Disney's Dream and Fantasy ships have "virtual portholes" for windowless staterooms offering live views of the sea, and all of Quantum's interior cabins will also have "virtual balconies" consisting of LED screens with projected ocean views.

WSJ: Royal Caribbean's ship Quantum of the Seas

Their predictable behavior has resulted in giving enough life to this virtual non-story to vault Pawlenty into an orbit of appreciation among the GOP faithful that he could only dream of two short days ago.

FORBES: Pawlenty sets health care trap, Dems swallow the bait -again