When my husband left me, I was just beginning to adjust, or at least trying to, through the ever present counseling, to my new disability and the excruciating, straight from hell pain I was enduring constantly.

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We think -- nay, we hope -- that we've at long last reached the nadir of Motorola's naming convention and are finally on our way up from the depths of marketing hell now that the company has announced its new Android app store for China.

ENGADGET: Motorola bringing SHOP4APPS app store 2CHINA, adding workaround for Google spat

Much of what is sold under the moniker "bagel" where I live is as bready and dry as toast before being toasted, which it must be to become palatable. (With those words, bagel cognoscenti will understand that I have just condemned these specimens to the same circle of hell reserved for blueberry bagels.) The new trend should be my salvation, but alas, it leaves me cold.

WSJ: Battle for the Bagel's Soul

What a pity, thinks the student, that the professor, risen from a fatherless childhood in New York's Hell's Kitchen to become a seemingly permanent star of the Senate, should be intent on retiring in 2000.

ECONOMIST: The incomparable Daniel Patrick

Not exactly the scene straight out of hell as described by Wayne LaPierre nor one that warranted New Yorkers locking and loading en masse to deal with the horrors that enveloped them.

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Like a bat out of hell, Apple has just shuttled a new, unibody MacBook in the gadget world's direction.

ENGADGET: MacBook goes unibody, available today

If Netflix simply started offering by-mail rentals of games, that probably would have been something for Gamefly to really fear, but the split of the company between streaming and by-mail makes it a lot less formidable, as now customers have to use a new, separate service for mail rentals, and hell, they might as well sign up for the battle-tested Gamefly at that point, right?

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