"The worse thing about my own job is... a lot of people unhappy with their circumstances, who think thegrassisgreener on the other side of the fence, " he says.
Meanwhile, as July dawns bright and fair and thegrassisgreener than Kermit the Frog, the district councils will have taken down the posts in the public parks and the Scottish Premier League will be in hibernation.
The cheeky Liverpudlian's smile has vanished since leaving his adopted homeland as he found out the hard way that grassis not greener on the other side of the Severn Bridge.