Under Lady Thatcher, if she was still in charge, the seven Tories whose youthful activities have came to light "would be pushed off theendofthepier in Southend", according to veteran Tory backbencher Sir Teddy Taylor.
The state opening of parliament may be billed as one ofthe big political events ofthe year - but there are usually more laughs, surprises and revelations to be had at an end-of-the-pier magic show.