"I've got the hippie hippie ache" from Darren Spicer is a new entry, while Robbo The Doc storms into the top ten with "It could cause a cute sciatica".

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Not a fan of debt, Baron kept plowing his profits back into software enhancements that could garner monthly subscriptions--like the Baron Tornado Index, which ranks the severity and direction of storms on a scale of one to ten.

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