Dr. David Palat, a pulmonologist who works on sleep disorders, told me that a technician had scanned the data I had generated that night nowadays, of course, sleep data are recorded by computer, rather than on a ream of paper and had analyzed the information so that it could be presented in a series of tables.

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The next thing I knew, the technician was back, telling me it was time to get up.

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They were like the sparks I saw in the eyes of Massage Technician Number 30.

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They were like the sparks I saw in the eyes of Massage Technician No. 30.

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Right around eight minutes I hit my maximum heart rate of 157 and the technician injected me with more nuclear dye.

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After several hours, including a lot of time with a Blackberry technician and after following the instruction he got from one of the higher-level engineers at RIMM, I had to give up.

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