Of course I was disappointed to be left out of the last round of Euro 2004 qualifiers, but I didn't go shouting the odds.

BBC: Big day out

"For obvious reasons, both positive and negative, they didn't want us shouting about what the name of the exact product was, " he says.

CNN: Is human chip implant wave of the future?

With a brand-new quad-core processor (i7-3632QM) developed by Intel, a high-end Nvidia GeForce GXT 660M and 8GB of RAM, the new Blade isn't quite at the top of the performance ladder, but is definitely within shouting distance.

CNN: Review: Razer Blade gaming laptop sleek, powerful, pricey

As is customary in such cultural skirmishes, those shouting loudest (and inadvertently providing free publicity) hadn't seen the exhibition.

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