If my husband wasn't tee total he'd be on his eighth bottle of lager.

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Kuchar's ball wouldn't stay on the tee.

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Yankees 1B Mark Teixeira (wrist) continues taking dry swings with a bat, but hasn't started hitting off a tee.

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You can't see the green from the tee and I was just trying to get it on the green.

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On the first tee, people didn't know whether he was going to make a toast or hit a golf ball.

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He could have been sitting alone atop the leader-board if his tee-shot on 13 hadn't ended up on the pine straw and behind a tree 10 yards outside the fairway.

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Worse yet, when the taller of the two missed a 5-foot putt, he went on endlessly about how unfair the greens were, even pausing midaddress on the next tee to reiterate: "I still can't believe that thing broke left, " he whined.

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As for T-shirts, a size small, short-sleeved number from Ralph Lauren Sport equates to a medium "Favorite Tee" from Gap, and a size 18 crew-neck T-shirt from Petit Bateau.

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As for T-shirts, a size small, short-sleeved number from Ralph Lauren (nyse: RL - news - people ) Sport equates to a medium "Favorite Tee" from Gap, and a size 18 crew-neck T-shirt from Petit Bateau.

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He wasn't the most accurate driver in a traditionally strong field with 38 out of 56 fairways hit from the tee in the tournament (67.9%, 15th best overall).

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